there's a whole lotta hype for this one...

will Cameron provide? again.

liking this, very usable technology.

would be great at concerts

A new one from Cyriak

I kinda wanted him to scratch it like a deck but this is pretty good...



If you haven't heard of this guy just check out his 'animation mix', it sums his work up pretty well and even made the BBC news.

www.cyriak.co.uk

Get in the back of the van

Herringbone ad (Saatchi)

I've been wanting to put this up for a while, I love it.

its that time of year again...

yes i know its a bit late but i recorded this the other week while on my lunch break in Soho square (good for many a shitty bench and hobo heckling), its one of those things, like the first proper sunny day or the feel of the heat from the pavement through your flippy floppers, that signifies the summertime (SEE ALSO: flying ant day).

'Fat Porsche'

By an artist called Erwin Wurm. A nice comment on how some of us westerners live.

ladies and gentlemen I give you... the Apple Macintosh.

I LOVE how excited the crowd gets when he gets the floppy disk out to 'chariots of fire'.

E-mails from an asshole

Original ad:
Hi, I'm looking for two "reliable/cool" girls to help me move some things from one storage unit to the next on Saturday 30th or Sunday 31st of May . They are directly across from each other but there are some fairly heavy things. I am low-key mid 30's female and can help with some stuff but will have stitches so am not supposed to lift a lot of heavy stuff. I can pay $15.00 per hour each for all or any part of the hour (ie: 1 hr and 20 min = $30.00). Also, can pick you up and drop off. I guess it will take us 1-2 hours start to finish.
From Timmy Tucker to ************@**********.org

Hello,

I saw your ad on ********** looking for girls to help you move. I am not a girl, but I must say, who are you kidding? Girls can't move heavy objects. That is a man's job, which is perfect for me. I am 6 foot and 220 lbs. I can bench press twice my weight and I can definitely move the shit out of whatever you are carrying. Leave the women for the kitchen. I'll help you move. My rate is $40 an hour.

Thanks,

Tim

From Trace ***** ****** to Me

Thanks, Tim. Will keep you posted.



This website is bloomin' marvelous. its a collection of letters written to people by this guy who is basically taking them for a ride, with hilarious results (sorry, that makes me sound like a cheesy American comedy film trailer doesn't it?).

http://dontevenreply.com/index.php

Reminds me of growing up and prank calling people from phone boxes using the operator to reverse the charges, good times. I would be ashamed if my kids didn't do it.

Thanks Ben from 'ITIABTWC' for this one.

... and by the way can anyone tell me just how the hell I put these sites in as real links, its in your own interest to save you copying and pasting all my amazing websites THANKYE!

Sorry...

My Mac is being fixed at the moment (as you may have guessed from the fact that there has been none of my usual strange mobile phone pics up recently) should be back in a few days and i've got a bit of a build up of weird and wonderful things ont'blower so watch this space my lovley e-chums.