Paper, pencil and dead things...

See the whole collection at 'one large prawn'... HERE.


I particularly like the moth-man and his son image, kinda sweet. will be trying this out myself soon.
So anyway, I have a garden spider (the camoflaged looking ones, now the black hairy ones that skittle around and cause hysteria) in my room to catch the flies, named Clarence. He has been staying with me for about a month now and he's growing like a weed. Does anyone know how long spiders live? comment me.

SEE THE LCROSS MISSION LIVE!

12:30pm today (yeah I know thats like 10 mins but better late than never right?) NASA are smashing a spacecraft into the moon at 6,000mph.

see it.... HERE... LIVE!!!

Fucking love this guy.

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/10/06


WHITE BASE-COAT!!!!!!!!

YOU THINK VISORS ARE COOOOOL!?!

nnnnnnnuhhh... GO DOGS!!!!!! AARRGH!

BLAP!

An instant office classic (thanks Dan,Dan and Matt for bringing this blappery to my attention)...
So... Urban Dictionary are now doing these wonderful definitions printed on mugs, and there's even a little bit of creativity involved!

check it out... (and my lovely girlfriend will probably hate me for this, sorry babe) HERE.

Dinosaurs come back into my life, 20 years on...

I fully thought the baby T-rex was CG when it scampered on at the start! Really believable (apart from the extra set of knees, which I guess in a propper show would be better hidden, black tights and background sort of affair). So it seems that kids of today arent all computer games and actually do have some cool things after all.... still not better than Bowoods death slide though.

Guru 'Osho' tells it how it is...

If you have never heard of this man, let me enlighten you (well Wikipiedia).


"If you really want to know who I am, you have to be as absolutely empty as I am. Then two mirrors will be facing each other, and only emptiness will be mirrored. Infinite emptiness will be mirrored: two mirrors facing each other. But if you have some idea, then you will see your own idea in me." – Osho

Growing pains...

So... It's my birthday next week.
Assuming I live to the ripe old age of 100 years (which I obviously will as I don't drink, don't smoke, don't take drugs and my diet is pretty much Gillian MK's wet dream), I will very soon be a quarter of a century old.
Bit nervous as in actual fact the last bracketed statement isn't necessarily all true. So Lets say I live to 75, I will be two thirds of the way though my life! Very scary.
What if I get disabled or go blind or get a physically disabling disorder of some type? I could only have 25 years of the good life left...
Chances are I could even get run over by a bus or a organ grinding monkey in the next few days...

I'd better have a good week I guess.

So much pressure...

PEANUT BUTTER HAS ITS DAY!!!!

Anyone who knows me will know that I love peanut butter and get through a hell of a lot of it. On toast/crumpets/bagels (best on muffins with butter), with cheese with marmite, with mayonaise, with olives and basicly with anything. I eat it on its own by the jar. I am peanut butter. Almost every week there is another shocker about the things that we eat e.g. milk gives you cancer and ALL the things that people love the most (ice cream, pizza, alcohol, cake etc etc) are the worst things for you. WELL... I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1195453/Peanut-butter-wards-heart-disease-say-scientist.html

stoked.

P.S. if you are considering giving me a peanut butter related gift (10/10/84.. ahem), please KEEP IT SAVOURY. chocolate and peanut butter? No thankyou very much.

The 'Jordan: History of Flight' site... a homage to the best 'MJ' left

I am a huge fan of the earlier Jordan shoes Nike have created for number 23. Check out this great site which showcases every years design from the mighty 'Jordan' series.

CHECK IT.

Bouncing here and there and everywhere...

Gummy bears. The foundation of the sweetie world. Until now we have been cramming our faces with as much haribo jelly as possible in a hope that we would reach 'that next level' in sugary highs. Only now can you achive the ultimate sugar rush... and have tranlucent poos.



"The World's Largest Gummy Bear is the lion of the candy world. There is no candy more magnificent or more powerful. This five-pound beast is the equivalent of 1,400 regular sized gummy bears and packs a whopping 12,600 calories.


Its monstrous size is only matched by its enormous taste. The World's Largest Gummy Bear tastes just as delicious as its pint-sized counterpart."


P.S. Pint-sized counterpart? Some rather confused copy there. A creative of my calibre would never make such a booboo.