He was called 'Tyson' and he had a head the size of a watermelon and his 'lead' was a chain which looked as if it should hold a playground swing. He was bigger than some humans (Kirsty), drooled like a mother f**ker (Kirsty) and his balls were bigger than kirstys balls.
Turner/Hooch (I forget which one Tom Hanks is, anyone?) aint got a touch on this protien guzzeling beast.
