Last one off the list...

Right, now, in a party with no openers (a classic problem), I can actually open any bottle with my bare hands...

Tweeting Twankey is BOOMING!

http://twitter.com/search?q=%40tweetingtwankey

Really proud to have been part of this, all the best to all who joined in and a big pat on th eback to my fellow twankers...

Techno Jeep...

I love it when people pull this sort of thing off, It reminds me of when you come back from a big night out and you can hear a dance beat in everything (the shower rumble/the fridgefreezer hum etc). I can only inmaging how amazing this would be if I actually had a Jeep Cherokee and actually recognised the sounds. Love it, I'm gonna try and mix it into one of my sets.
Great Job guys...

I twanked in Primark... thanks Skive.

Well chaps, I did the deed. I was todays Tweeting Twankey and queened it up in Oxford Street from 1-2pm. Here's just one little pearl of the day (So sorry you are missing out on the Selfridges Karioke vid, watch this space)... Along the way to our winner I was thrown out of Primark (we were told to stop filming and after not stopping our hosts mood, although previously very chipper and enjoying a chip tickle, sharply changed to a 'ok now get the fuck out' sort of attitude...)

Act three, The Lankey Twankey, Twankey Gets Thrown Out of Primark from josh denton on Vimeo.

Head here to... TWEETING TWANKEY... to see s'more.

ok... one more...

Act three, The Lankey Twankey, Road Workers get Twanked from josh denton on Vimeo.

See you on the game...

Today I will be donning the widow twankey atire and strutting my frilly stuff up and down oxford street for act three of the great 'Tweeting Twankey', a christmas card to you all from my company Skive. Tweets on Twitter featuring the #tweetingtwankey will have £1 donated to Shelter (charity that helps the homeless amoung other things, very needed in these Balitic conditions).
Check out the site between 1pm-2pm, NOTE THE PASSWORD, then come say it to big mamma and you will be given a envelope containing 100 smackers. Simple.

heres the site...

http://tweetingtwankey.com/

of course pictures will be blogged... watch this space...

Theo Jansen and his magnificent machines...

I have been a huge admirer of Theos work for some time now. was just reminded of his work after holding a pack od postit notes and sliding them across the desk, flayed edge down, had a similar effect. This is just incredible. Check out his amazing Kinetic Sculptures...


http://www.strandbeest.com/theo_jansen.html

Anis Eyeballin'...

i asked for my friend here Anis to stare into the camera for an asset of a video project im doing at work and... well...

He has never done this before and had no idea he could preform such a task! Proud to know you Anis!

Hello Hugh...

written by Armando Iannucci, in this section of his show Armando eases out old stories from Hughs past...

My god is this just the best sort of comedy or what?
SEE ALSO: Hoffnung

no, a diet coke please... and more maccaroni cheese... with extra butter on... and some melted lard in a pint glass please, i'm parched.

Camelogurtle...

I am willing to bet good money/my own beating heart that this is in America...

more (equally if not better) dogs with torture behind the eyes... HERE.
Leonardoodle being a favorite of mine.

OK more have flooded across the room at me, from the metro... can't help but shrae this visual magic also... HERE.
I take back the turtle comment, the panda now must the cake...

I know it's old but I dares ya to not be entertained...

The Chewbacca Nightstand...


...and fret not, I have an odd new project on the way to tickle your fancies/fantasies...

Hairyitus...

Hairyitus is a psycological desiese that comes after Grow/Movember. The patient will often see facial hairstyles in the most abnormal of places.
"I was just cooking my bacon when this tasche formed before my very eyes",
josh Denton, 25.

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And can I just swing a lil message to this blogging platform... sort out this Youtube video overlapping/cropping thing.
If you own this site you will undoubtably feel very proud of yourself but please don't loose the drive to perfection...

Ian Stevenson...

Yes kids, it's that time again to be introduced to another illustrator that has caputrued my imagination (this one courtesy of Dan at www.thegraphical.com).
Ian Stevenson has a playful and child-like feel about his work that really brings out the best in the characters he draws.
This music video done for Grafitti 6 really cuts my mustard.

Having a hard day at the office?

I love this bit of film,would make a really great ad. Theres so much going on and so many peoples reactions to watch...

7am on Tuesday morning...

WUBWUB WUUUB WAAAHH WUBWUBWUB WAAAAAAHHHH (insert incredibly loud Dubstep bassline). My eyelids peel back faster than a mother of 5 with a tangerine.

"What the FUCK is that!?!?", I shout to myself.
Then I realise the song that is being pummeled through my (pretty thin) bedroom wall and notice the direction its coming from...

"NAIM!!!!!", I'm screaming as I bang on the wall and then finally see red and flip out of bed in a whirling fluster of rage, power out my room and virtualy take the hinges off his door...

"TURN THAT THE FUCK DOWN NOW!", I shout through the thick bass in the air.
"What? why?", says a rather shocked and confused Naim.
"BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SEVEN'O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!"
"Oh, shit, sorry mate I thought it was 7Pm, I..."
"GET A FUCKING TIME SCHEDULE"
SLAM. door shut...

Naim is the only person that is not a submarine operator or an Alaskan who actually needs a 24 hour clock to know wether it's day or night...one christmas present down...